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Lizzyfer
OD 3.2.2003 [6:14 p.m.]
THE greatest rant of my life.
==
My god, you have a FETISH WITH BITING ME! STOP IT!
Ahem.
I reiterate again, as I said before, that I agree, there was chemistry. (grins) She was just painfully faithful, particularly since like... she was pregnant with his kid and living in his home. She was supposed to be that way, though! The PERFECT kinfolk. (smirks) I was rather proud, though, she didn't deflate because her mate wasn't around. She was her own character and stuff.
And /yes/ it's weird to do a set up scene like that. (grins) It wasn't originally that way, I was making a kinfolk who knew Luke from a while ago and things progressed from there.
Let's see. What else. I did not realize whatsoever that ANTON was falling for her. Damn.
I now need my epi pen because I'm going into shock over the compliments.
There! I've answered.
Mei
----- Original Message -----
From: Damon Sands
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 5:41 AM
Subject: Fwd: hilarity, 1.5 years belated
*BITES!*
>From: "Damon Sands"
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: hilarity, 1.5 years belated
>Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 04:37:01 -0800
>
>all right, somehow my anti-itzzy rant turned into this:
>
>
>ElementalShiva: i've got half a mind just to have konrad elope with nadja
>*LMAO*
>diTerces: Promised wolf I'd wait as long as I could before I passed out.
>diTerces: *DIES*
>ElementalShiva: i'm not even KIDDING. just...TAKE HIM OFF SITE FOREVER.
>ElementalShiva: make an incognito char.
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: come back, wreak havoc *LMAO*
>diTerces: and kill them all.. MUHAHAHAHA
>diTerces: of course dear? you gotta style man... people would know.
>diTerces: *L*
>ElementalShiva: no way.
>ElementalShiva: no one EVER knew about "figgy". i still maintain that mei
>didnt find out til i told her *LOL*
>
>[i SO totally maintain that. i don't believe you ONE bit *LMAO*]
>
>ElementalShiva: anyway, i intend to post nothing but one-liners
>diTerces: who's figgy? *L*
>ElementalShiva: cuz i have a bad habit of becoming ridiculously attached to
>my incognito killing machines.
>ElementalShiva: figgy? heh. okay. well.
>diTerces: ohhhhh then they'll think its jacen - long as you jump turns too.
>ElementalShiva: he was my first alter ego
>ElementalShiva: alas?
>ElementalShiva: poooor jacen *LMAO* i'll spell it ark eyebrow, too.
>
>anyway, alas, i didn't name myself.
>ElementalShiva: so then people asked me what to call me
>ElementalShiva: and i FROZEN
>ElementalShiva: er
>ElementalShiva: i FROZE *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: just like you did with diterces, remember?
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>you told me about that...
>ElementalShiva: yeah.
>diTerces: thats what gave me away to ya
>diTerces: yeah.
>ElementalShiva: but like.
>ElementalShiva: my email was "lucifersmiled"
>diTerces: See - I had it SO NAILED as bianca..
>ElementalShiva: so i mostly went by lucifer, i guess.
>ElementalShiva: BUT.
>ElementalShiva: then?
>ElementalShiva: jess!!
>ElementalShiva: evil girl!
>ElementalShiva: was talking to me
>diTerces: but only because I told everyone she ONLY had MSN - becuse no one
>I played with did. *L*
>
>evil jess!
>ElementalShiva: and i told her that lucifer was a figment of my
>imagination.
>ElementalShiva: AND THENNNN
>ElementalShiva: JESS told MEI (whose MATED kinfolk my incog boy was chasing
>like a hound) that my name was "figgy"
>ElementalShiva: oh my fucking god *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: it was funny as hell. jess showed me the transcript.
>ElementalShiva: mei was like: "FIGGY?!"
>ElementalShiva: "What kinda name is FIGGY!?"
>ElementalShiva: cuz you gotta understand
>ElementalShiva: as "figgy"
>ElementalShiva: i posted very solemnly
>ElementalShiva: like none of this machine-gun no caps
>ElementalShiva: I posted like this. And I was very serious about
>everything, and very polite and considerate. I never said anything vaguely
>risque.
>ElementalShiva: ANYWAY
>ElementalShiva: basically
>ElementalShiva: i did not sound like someone
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: who would be called
>ElementalShiva: FIGGY
>ElementalShiva: *DIES*
>diTerces: *cracking up*
>ElementalShiva: *chills out*
>ElementalShiva: heh. man. must sleeep soon.
>diTerces: *giggling*
>ElementalShiva: why? *LOL*
>diTerces: me TOO
>ElementalShiva: *cracks up*
>diTerces: because its late and you're amusing me. heh
>ElementalShiva: *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: FIGGY!
>ElementalShiva: *dies*
>ElementalShiva: my god.
>diTerces: hell man.. I gotta be up in like.. 4 hours. *L*
>diTerces: FIGGY!
>ElementalShiva: i'm just wondering wtf she THOUGHT
>ElementalShiva: like, not even what she typed, but
>ElementalShiva: just that split-instant
>ElementalShiva: when she first read the message *LMAO*
>
>[what DID you think? *LMAO*]
>
>ElementalShiva: "THA HELL!?"
>ElementalShiva: "EH!?!?"
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: man, mei was fucking good even back then.
>ElementalShiva: (not that this was THAT long ago...)
>ElementalShiva: actually, damn, it was.
>ElementalShiva: this was like...
>ElementalShiva: last-last summer.
>ElementalShiva: may to julyish.
>ElementalShiva: she played this kinfolk - did i ever tell you about her?
>ElementalShiva: angie langhammar?
>diTerces: yeah... think so.... *L*
>ElementalShiva: the lang's a had a little circle over it, but i don't feel
>like hunting out the character right now.
>ElementalShiva: yeah...she was DAMN cool *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: well, sit tight, i'ma tell you again!
>ElementalShiva: *cracks up*
>ElementalShiva: she was like...just, absolutely ordinary fenrir kinfolk.
>ElementalShiva: not even RELUCTANT.
>ElementalShiva: she was happily kin.
>diTerces: *LMAO* ok.. *listens*
>ElementalShiva: mei apparently made her for drammus' fenrir theurge, Luke
>Geiger, cuz drammus didn't wanna be a loner.
>ElementalShiva: they got together IC, though
>ElementalShiva: (that's kinda weird though...i dunno. wouldn't that be
>stilted and kinda...preplanned?)
>diTerces: *LMAO* maybe.. depends on the people playing it I'd guess..
>ElementalShiva: apparently early on when she was still unmated, though,
>there were all these fenrir chasing her and one of 'em - danyel's char
>(danyel's GREAT. i love the guy.) was like, "hey! let's put angie in the
>swamp witha hammer, and we'll all go get her. first one to get to her
>alive GETS her."
>ElementalShiva: and that? is SO danyel.
>
>[i still can't believe he dreamt that up. that's just...classic danyel
>*LMAO*]
>
>diTerces: *LMOA*
>ElementalShiva: he's just...bombastic, but totally laid back and cool
>(ahem, not like fucking itzzy the crazy jackrabbit)
>
>[oh, it turns out? itzzy IS the guy i thought he was, that i meant ONCE on
>bham and hated *LOL* man, i'm good]
>
>ElementalShiva: aaanyhoo.
>ElementalShiva: that never happened.
>ElementalShiva: woulda been cool if it had, though.
>ElementalShiva: but eventually angie got with luke
>ElementalShiva: and all this time, mind you, i was totally oblivious to
>WtA. i was happily VtM, and i hated werewolves with a vengeance.
>ElementalShiva: at some point angie got pregnant. around the same time,
>all these ENORMOUS garou showed up.
>ElementalShiva: like 6'7
>ElementalShiva: 7'2
>diTerces: daaaaaaaamn...
>ElementalShiva: there was even a char that was EIGHT FEET TALL (in homid)
>ElementalShiva: and they were all like
>diTerces: *LMAO* no WAY.
>ElementalShiva: "500 lbs (0% body fat)"
>ElementalShiva: i mean VERBATIM
>ElementalShiva: they'd write that
>diTerces: *DIES*
>ElementalShiva: and they were ALL noble-ass Fenrir straight from
>scandinavia
>ElementalShiva: or noble fianna straight from ireland
>ElementalShiva: or whatever
>ElementalShiva: at the same time, lexis - i'm sure you've heard of her
>somewhere - was the hottest kin on the block
>ElementalShiva: she had a mate
>ElementalShiva: dan's silver fang
>ElementalShiva: but dan vanished
>ElementalShiva: so she was up for grabs again
>ElementalShiva: she got another mate (Two Deaths)
>ElementalShiva: but everyone still wanted her.
>ElementalShiva: lexis used to be very cool. she used to have a TOTALLY
>subtle, subversive seductiveness.
>ElementalShiva: i'm not surprised garou were falling all over themselves.
>ElementalShiva: alas, once people told maddie that, lexis became a parody
>of herself.
>ElementalShiva: anyway, i digress again.
>ElementalShiva: point is!
>ElementalShiva: with all this stuff going on, as well as my growing
>disillusionment and burn-out with VtM
>ElementalShiva: i went incognito and made the ANTITHESIS of all that
>annoyed me about the garou.
>ElementalShiva: that was my very first fenrir *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: (after that it just became a fucking flood)
>diTerces: *Just cracking up*
>
>[insert massive digression]
>
>ElementalShiva: so i dropped this boy in.
>ElementalShiva: and fuck, it was fun *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: now...like his first or second time playing?
>ElementalShiva: he ran across angie. who was all...whatever. just as
>polite as she needed to be, little else.
>ElementalShiva: i didn't think much of it.
>ElementalShiva: but then later on i was talking to maddie
>ElementalShiva: and noting how everyone was falling all over lexis.
>ElementalShiva: and i was like, dude, i wonder why no one's chasing angie.
>she's mated, but her mate's never around (which was true, drammus was like
>NEVER on). you'd think someone'd be going for it.
>ElementalShiva: maddie was like: everyone's too scared of luke, man. he'll
>kill you.
>ElementalShiva: so i was like: hell, i'ma do it.
>diTerces: naturally. *L*
>ElementalShiva: so, that was the ONE and ONLY time i've ever consciously
>forced a char to get the hots for another just because.
>ElementalShiva: i kinda justified it as "act of god" though *LOL* cuz hell,
>that's how crushes are. no reason, outta nowhere. bam.
>ElementalShiva: so, johnny was chasing after angie.
>ElementalShiva: angie? was like. 5 months pregnant *LMAO*
>
>[was it 5 or 6? i just remember she was showing, man. or was by the end.
>eww, that's sick! blimp!]
>
>ElementalShiva: and angie was infuriatingly faithful to luke!
>ElementalShiva: man, the guy was never around
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: johnny attacked that good and plenty, too. kept asking her
>where her man was, kinda rudely and scornfully, while hounding her all over
>the place.
>ElementalShiva: but it all started as ooc-forced, right?
>ElementalShiva: but...SHIT.
>
>[brace yourself, here comes an AVALANCHE of praise. but since you don't
>really play angie anymore, i figure i can do this without driving you into
>catatonic shock]
>
>ElementalShiva: i don't even know HOW it happened
>ElementalShiva: but mei has a way of playing chars like that
>ElementalShiva: that just...GROW on you
>ElementalShiva: and it's SOMETHING about them
>ElementalShiva: beneath all the ordinariness
>ElementalShiva: i mean, people could easily overlook angie with lexis
>around
>ElementalShiva: lexis was like an uberkin, and ubersexy too.
>ElementalShiva: but looking back, angie was the better character. she was
>REAL. and there was - yeah, something about her
>ElementalShiva: so some weeks into this, i'm slowly realizing this and
>going "daaayum."
>ElementalShiva: (oh, and she punched svad right in the nose once, too, when
>he overstepped. f'ing full moon, too *LOL* he probably shoulda flipped
>out on her, but i was so shocked and amused that he didn't)
>diTerces: *Dies!*
>ElementalShiva: ask mei about that. i think she was quite proud of the
>scene *smirk*
>ElementalShiva: so like this once
>ElementalShiva: i was talking to liz about this!
>ElementalShiva: and i was like. RAVING, sorta, about how there was
>something about her.
>ElementalShiva: oh wait, this was after svad.
>ElementalShiva: so svad eventually got killed and i was huffy. later on i
>made another incog fenrir (i just love the f'ing tribe, heh) who ended up
>packing with luke. he was luke's alpha for a while.
>ElementalShiva: luke, again, was never around.
>ElementalShiva: so my guy (this was Anton Krajner, Final Dawn) kinda
>watched out for his mate in his absence, right?
>ElementalShiva: and i PURPOSEFULLY made it so he wouldn't go spiralling
>head over heels for her
>ElementalShiva: he didn't even TRUST her
>ElementalShiva: (she always had strange men on her porch at like 2am)
>
>[you know, she really DID. what was UP with that? *LMAO* angie's house was
>like...the f'ing hottest nightclub.]
>
>ElementalShiva: (well, they were her, like, childhood friends, but HE saw
>silver fangs and fiannas and just...not good!)
>ElementalShiva: he thought she was cheating on luke seven ways from sunday
>and kept barging in at inopportune times to see if she had a guy hidden in
>the closet
>ElementalShiva: but MAN, the Allure of Angie was hitting again somewhere,
>somehow
>ElementalShiva: so i was RANTING about this to liz
>ElementalShiva: like, "i don't GET it. he doesn't even TRUST/LIKE her, but
>she's! fucking! hot!"
>ElementalShiva: and liz! it was so funny.
>
>[don't confront liz with this. she'll kill me if she knew *LMAO*]
>
>ElementalShiva: liz was like: "*Angie*? Damon, are you NUTS?"
>ElementalShiva: like.
>ElementalShiva: UTTER disbelief.
>ElementalShiva: cuz - angie was this very stoic sorta char!
>ElementalShiva: in fact for the longest time i thought ALL'A mei's chars
>were very stoic, unpassionate, and boring - only with some draw i couldn't
>put my finger on.
>
>[you know, i TOTALLY thought that. and as for the draw, that didn't even
>really...register. it was subconscious. i just liked playing w/ them for
>some bizarro reason. this is why i tore half of my scalp off over that one
>c'mere scene, cuz i COULDN'T believe where it was heading *LMAO*]
>
>ElementalShiva: so liz, having not even experienced that draw? was just.
>UTTERLY incredulous.
>ElementalShiva: but NOW.
>ElementalShiva: if you confront her with that?
>ElementalShiva: she DENIES it
>ElementalShiva: it's funny as hell
>ElementalShiva: i KNOW she said it
>ElementalShiva: but every time i remind her she's like "NO WAY!"
>ElementalShiva: "I ALWAYS LIKED ANGIE! I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT!"
>ElementalShiva: *LMAO* it's so funny
>ElementalShiva: and dude, it's almost 4am! augh! i coulda finished my
>movie *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: ...did i put you to sleep? *cracks up*
>diTerces: (nope *L*)
>
>ElementalShiva: *LOL*
>ElementalShiva: go to bed
>ElementalShiva: he's not gonna show up
>diTerces: *LMAO* I was simming in the other window. *L*
>ElementalShiva: HAHAHAHAHA
>diTerces: Wiating for a pause in the alerts. *gin*
>ElementalShiva: *ROTFLMAO*
>diTerces: and yeah - 10 more mintues and i'm going to bed..
>ElementalShiva: me too, heh
>ElementalShiva: man, angie was col
>ElementalShiva: cool*
>
>[okay, all that? was just the setup. HERE'S the real yelling.]
>
>ElementalShiva: AND SO. INFURIATINGLY. FAITHFUL.
>
>[she WAS, you know?! OMFG!]
>
>diTerces: (but I only got the basic version... not the delux and shit but
>cheated to get a whole buncha money so I could make a rad house. *L*)
>diTerces: *LMAO* gotta hate that...
>ElementalShiva: there was f'ing chemistry there. i SWEAR there was *LMAO*
>she was just!!! FAITHFUL!!!! ARGH!
>
>[and there WAS, man! wasn't there? or am i remembering wrong?]
>
>diTerces: I got one char that I would just KILL to have her stray because
>she's been amted to one of wolfs for like 3 years? and played a TOTAL of
>FOUR FUCKING SCENES with him...
>diTerces: but of course. heh. gotta have prospects in order to mate and
>all. *L*
>ElementalShiva: but i really admired that too, you know? cuz shit.
>online? HOW many people do that? everyone jumps on practically every boat
>they see, you know?
>
>*DIES* how?!??!
>diTerces: yeah exactly. *L*
>diTerces: Well - they got tofether..
>diTerces: and then he was all like playing regular and shit...
>diTerces: but like didn't really play him.....
>diTerces: and then... like...
>diTerces: that character just kind faded away...
>diTerces: but Jay was so infuriatingly SURE that he'd come back and
>play....
>diTerces: (Jayden being the char)
>diTerces: I NPC'd him for like.. hell, months...
>diTerces: and then it just became kinda known that he was always lurking in
>the background and shit....
>ElementalShiva: and shit, i mean. luke was gone for MONTHS. he just. WAS
>NOT AROUND. though he did come around to kick Svad's ass for looking at
>his woman *LMAO* didn't dissuade Svad, but hey.
>
>but other than that, i swear luke met Svad and Anton more often than he
>EVER saw his own mate IC. and ALL THROUGH IT. angie NEVER strayed, cuz
>that's how she is. my GOD. i mean, if i was playing her? she'd be the
>town bike, man.
>
>*cracks up* what were they? garou?
>diTerces: never even ONCE thought of steping away and cheating on him.
>INFURIATING.
>ElementalShiva: oh MAN
>ElementalShiva: how do you guys DO that?
>ElementalShiva: i'd never be able to.
>diTerces: Jay is Kin, and he was pumonca
>diTerces: and then!
>diTerces: like...
>ElementalShiva: my chicks would be such sluts *LOL*
>diTerces: She decides she has GOT to get away
>diTerces: *ahem. tristan. ahem*
>ElementalShiva: and he comes back?
>diTerces: And so she buys two tickes for austrailia right?
>ElementalShiva: *LMAO* yeah?
>diTerces: leaves his on the table.... and just flys off.
>ElementalShiva: he flies to see her.
>diTerces: the next day.. he calls her from the fucking lobby.
>diTerces: right.
>ElementalShiva: ROTFLMAO
>ElementalShiva: of course.
>ElementalShiva: that's how it is, man.
>diTerces: plays for like... 2 hours...
>diTerces: only long enough to get her to see him
>diTerces: and then she says "i love you" and he says "i know."
>ElementalShiva: just like drammus. gone for MONTHS. soon as someone
>starts sniffing around his woman, though? oh yeah, he's back.
>diTerces: and then poof. he's gone again.
>diTerces: and then!
>ElementalShiva: he was just making sure she was still waiting by the phone.
>diTerces: Wolf moves to metro.
>ElementalShiva: *LMAO*
>diTerces: and then we basically break up and shit...
>diTerces: and Jay finally gets the chance?
>diTerces: AND NO ONE IS AROUND. *LMOA*
>diTerces: so she's STILL all frustrated and shit.
>ElementalShiva: *cracks up*
>ElementalShiva: poor jay
>diTerces: and she's HOT in that sultry down to earth country way...
>diTerces: and NO ONE IS THERE.
>diTerces: *mutters*
>diTerces: poor girl.
>ElementalShiva: *mutters too*
>ElementalShiva: did she have opportunities before?
>diTerces: and like...
>ElementalShiva: like before she went to australia *LOL*
>diTerces: YEAH
>ElementalShiva: *cracks up*
>diTerces: but she ALWAYS turned them down!
>ElementalShiva: HOW DO YOU RESIST!!?
>ElementalShiva: ARGHHH!H!H!
>diTerces: becuase she was FAITHFUl
>ElementalShiva: oh my GOD that's infuriating!
>ElementalShiva: *dies*
>diTerces: it wasn't her char to just do it yannow?
>ElementalShiva: i know! but!
>diTerces: now..
>diTerces: i had OTHER chars that would jump ANY and EVERY fence. *L*
>ElementalShiva: man, i don't see how you can stay that true to a char if
>the OTHER GUY NEVER PLAYS
>
>[i really DON'T! i mean, i don't even consider that not being true to the
>char. or well, i guess it sorta is? but it's FORGIVEABLE. well, i guess
>it's cuz she wasn't JUST luke's mate, ergo there was still plenty of RP
>outside of that particular arena. but. STILL, i mean, if the chance pops
>up, i'd be ON it. this is why i'm never gonna play a chick. TOWN. BIKE.
>SYNDROME.]
>
>diTerces: *cough. tristan. cough*
>ElementalShiva: i mean, just on ooc bitterness principles, she'd stray if
>she was my char
>ElementalShiva: *LOL*
>diTerces: Wel at the time wolf and i still ahd our deal and shit - so like.
>i jsut didn't play her much.
>ElementalShiva: oh, okay.
>ElementalShiva: WELL MEI DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING DEAL! *LMAO*
>diTerces: oh she'd stray NOW if she had the chance
>
>[and here comes the REAL. yelling]
>
>ElementalShiva: oh my GOD, this girl drove me UP THE WALL
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: *might as well fucking admit it now* *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: i wasn't yelling
>ElementalShiva: i wasn't even AWARE she was driving me up the wall
>ElementalShiva: poor figgy was always logging svad in, though, hoping angie
>would pop in at some point
>ElementalShiva: (fortunately, she did quite often *LOL*)
>ElementalShiva: BUT SHE NEVER.
>ElementalShiva: EVER.
>ElementalShiva: EVER.
>ElementalShiva: NEVER.
>diTerces: *Dies*
>ElementalShiva: even gave a SINGLE IOTA
>ElementalShiva: of HINT
>ElementalShiva: that she MIGHT
>ElementalShiva: in a MILLION YEARS
>ElementalShiva: POSSIBLY
>ElementalShiva: STRAY.
>ElementalShiva: OH MY GOD!!!!
>diTerces: *just ROLLING*
>
>[i'm insulted by how amused di was *LMAO*]
>
>ElementalShiva: *dies*
>ElementalShiva: i oughta send this to mei
>diTerces: *LMAO* indeed!
>ElementalShiva: she'd get a kick outta my 1.5-years-belated YELL SPREE
>diTerces: oh yeah.
>diTerces: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: BLTZZZHGHH!?!?
>ElementalShiva: (general sound of disbelief and frustration *LMAO*)
>diTerces: *DIES*
>ElementalShiva: my GOD.
>diTerces: ok. and now? i'm gonna go to bed for my four hours. (and TOTALLY
>get pissed off if he shows up in that time and doesnt freaking check his
>mail)
>ElementalShiva: *LMAO*
>ElementalShiva: all right, take care, chica!
>diTerces: you too man.. *grin*
>ElementalShiva: *moseys off to bed too...after i send this email*
>diTerces: *DIES*
>ElementalShiva: shaddup *LMAO*
>diTerces: make me!
>
>
>there you go. *LMAO* it was like an hour-long rant that FINALLY
>culminated in its last 3 minutes in the 1.5 year pent-up yell.
