Feathers from the Fall
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OD 12.30.2002 [5:51 p.m.] taking over the world! BahmloDrom: remember that movie? "You've Got Mail"? BahmloDrom: tom hanks' guy had, like, an aunt who was nine BahmloDrom: and a brother who was five ElementalShiva: vaguely. i saw like... ElementalShiva: half of it ElementalShiva: on a plane ElementalShiva: BORING BahmloDrom: pishaw. ElementalShiva: SAPFEST BahmloDrom: *grins* I LIKE sap. BahmloDrom: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BahmloDrom: Sap is good. ElementalShiva: i know *LOL* BahmloDrom: You're a GUY. You wouldn't understand. ElementalShiva: which is why i must, at all costs, avoid the sap movies you recommend. BahmloDrom: There were no killings. *grin* ElementalShiva: LOL BahmloDrom: Hey, I recommended Moulin Rouge--and that was sappy! ElementalShiva: a movie isn't a movie w/o killings! ElementalShiva: well. ElementalShiva: there were killings. sorta. BahmloDrom: And so was Crouching Tiger, which I also recommended. (...I think.) BahmloDrom: Pishaw. ElementalShiva: and that wasn't sappy. she DIED BahmloDrom: And Braveheart was sappy! ElementalShiva: WAS NOT!!!!!! ElementalShiva: OMFG BahmloDrom: And, what? Death doesn't automatically change sap to non-sap! BahmloDrom: (see also: city of angels.) ElementalShiva: braveheart's wallace was the ultimate machoguy ElementalShiva: city of angels is DIFFERENT ElementalShiva: i mean, wallace? ElementalShiva: WHUPPED ASS all over the place BahmloDrom: *grins* That movie was so funny. I still 'member watching it with my brother. She's doing that arm thing eyes closed rollerblading down a hill.... and he's all snickering, "And along comes a TRUCK." (Then, along comes a truck - BAM). Bro's eyes went like: STARE. ElementalShiva: and then nailed the princess of the country whose ass he was whupping! BahmloDrom: and, so? ElementalShiva: (what? *LMAO*) BahmloDrom: grrrrr. ElementalShiva: that's like. the ULTIMATE. ElementalShiva: (shocked silence) BahmloDrom: what? no, i thought you had more to say. BahmloDrom: *grins* ElementalShiva: no! *LOL* ElementalShiva: it's the ULTIMATE. that's it. BahmloDrom: (sheesh, I almost typed (groins) ) ElementalShiva: i mean! BahmloDrom: the ULTIMATE what? ElementalShiva: (groins? *LMAO*) ElementalShiva: the ULTIMATE manliness. ElementalShiva: take their land, their gold, AND their women. woohoo! BahmloDrom: Dude, you so do not help your gender rise in mye yes. *grins* ElementalShiva: *cracks up* ElementalShiva: argh! i swear to god. V's never on when i wanna play w/ her. BahmloDrom: *LOL* I'm sorry Damon, but V does not exist solely for your pleasure. ElementalShiva: *LMAO* ElementalShiva: bah!! ElementalShiva: well. hmmph. ElementalShiva: *plots to conquer some unsuspecting country's land, gold and women* BahmloDrom: Yeah, I just bet you do. BahmloDrom: After all, the Wyrm is your "you" brain-child. *smirk* ElementalShiva: france being the logical target. ElementalShiva: *dies laughing* BahmloDrom: Why? 'Cos the women are slutty? ElementalShiva: the Wyrm isn't after land, cold and women, though. poor fool. BahmloDrom: cold and women? *grins* ElementalShiva: and - no! the women are hot (and yes, slutty), and the men can't fight. ElementalShiva: GOLD ElementalShiva: goddammit. BahmloDrom: sure they can! *defends* ElementalShiva: that was a weird typo *LMAO* BahmloDrom: the men will incinerate you with their hotness. ElementalShiva: and they CAN'T. ElementalShiva: *dies* ElementalShiva: sorry. BahmloDrom: or their gayness. ElementalShiva: i don't swing that way, thus immune. ElementalShiva: okay...the gayness might work. ElementalShiva: if i'm retching the whole time, i can't fight. BahmloDrom: it doesn't matter which way you swing, little poppet! ElementalShiva: POPPET? BahmloDrom: and then they beat you to death. ElementalShiva: *bites* BahmloDrom: yes, poppet. BahmloDrom: OW. screw you! ElementalShiva: with what? ElementalShiva: a frog-leg? BahmloDrom: heh, heh--you don't want to know. ElementalShiva: dear god, save me from the wrath of the frog legs. BahmloDrom: No! wait! bottles of WINE! ElementalShiva: no, that won't work, jess. they're not BIG enough. BahmloDrom: and the chicks'll use stilletto heels. ElementalShiva: and - okay, the wine might hurt *LOL* ElementalShiva: the chicks'll defend me! BahmloDrom: UGLY ones. BahmloDrom: what! ElementalShiva: i'll be a prized commodity, seeing as how i'd be the only non-gay man in their borders. ElementalShiva: the ugly ones can go fight amongst their men ElementalShiva: the hot ones will form a protective harem-circle around me BahmloDrom: hey, you won't be the ONLY non-gay man. ElementalShiva: and blind all opposition with their beauty! ElementalShiva: yeah i will. BahmloDrom: no you don't! ElementalShiva: under my tyrannical rule, all non-gay men will be put to the sword! BahmloDrom: but you wouldn't rule yet! ElementalShiva: i will soo enough! ElementalShiva: soon! BahmloDrom: *snickers* "soo" enough eh? ElementalShiva: or, well, no. all non-gay men would be sent out to conquer another unsuspecting nation. ElementalShiva: what should i attack next? BahmloDrom: hmph. BahmloDrom: uhm. england! ElementalShiva: dude ElementalShiva: i was just gonna say that *LOL* ElementalShiva: frigid bitches! woohoo! ElementalShiva: frigid bitches in britches? *dies laughing* BahmloDrom: and then i'll take jude law in the after math. *grins* ElementalShiva: oh, are you gonna be my ally? *grins* BahmloDrom: okay. i'm just going to stare, while you laugh at that joke. *smirk* ElementalShiva: *LMAO* BahmloDrom: no, i'm just going to take jude law in the after math. BahmloDrom: then i will denounce you. ElementalShiva: bah. ElementalShiva: i'll have jude law killed. ElementalShiva: or at least sent into the army for the NEXT conquest. ElementalShiva: i'll leave all those redheads in ireland alone, though. ElementalShiva: too shrill. BahmloDrom: WHAT? ElementalShiva: *LMAO* BahmloDrom: oooooo. then you'll die! ElementalShiva: okay, fine! ElementalShiva: i'll send him to you as a peace offering. BahmloDrom: ...okay. *mollified* BahmloDrom: and he has to be INTACT. *eyes narrow* BahmloDrom signed off at 3:06:20 PM. BahmloDrom signed on at 3:09:09 PM. ElementalShiva: yay! BahmloDrom: heh. 'twas a bad boot, 'twas. ElementalShiva: *LOL* ElementalShiva: poor jess. ElementalShiva: and yeah, yeah, he'll be INTACT *smirk* BahmloDrom: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent. *grins* BahmloDrom: and then! BahmloDrom: i'll denounce you! BahmloDrom: *muaha* ElementalShiva: fine. you'll be executed along with the rest of the traitor rebels *severe* BahmloDrom: nah. BahmloDrom: i'll throw angelina jolie in your path. BahmloDrom: and while you are distracted by her lips of power i'll have some other lackey kill you. BahmloDrom: i'll get jack the ripper from the past. BahmloDrom: and make him think you're a whore. *grins* ElementalShiva: what! that wouldn't work! ElementalShiva: angelina wouldn't distract me, anyway. ElementalShiva: i'd have legions and legions of hot frenchwomen and frigid englishwomen. ElementalShiva: all carrying my bastards, too, while i'm off conquering the next country! ElementalShiva: (i think i'll go for norway this time. nab me some snowbunnies) ElementalShiva: norwegian men used to be tough, though. they used to be vikings. but then again, now they just make furniture. i'll distract them with an ikea catalogue. BahmloDrom: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/ ElementalShiva: what? BahmloDrom: legions and legions of damon bastards is a SCARY thought! BahmloDrom: and GROSS too! ElementalShiva: *LMAO* ElementalShiva: why? BahmloDrom: and *LMAO* BahmloDrom: "what? this CRAP gets sold?" BahmloDrom: *bomb, bomb* BahmloDrom: "it is an outrage!" ElementalShiva: they'd all be big tough guys like me. *just...DYING* ElementalShiva: wtf is bomb bomb? *LMAO* ElementalShiva: hey, that gives me an idea. i won't conquer 'em. i'll use them as my personal attack force. show them Ikea catalogues and then point them at the nearest enemy country. "They sell that crap!" BahmloDrom: who? the bastards? *stare* ElementalShiva: no!! BahmloDrom: and, bomb bomb is bomb, and then abother bomb! ElementalShiva: the norwegians. BahmloDrom: much like rikku's attack in final fantasy ten. *smirk* BahmloDrom: and, ack! i gave you an idea! ElementalShiva: i'll turn their righteous fury at crap furniture on my enemies! ElementalShiva: gonna go conquer the Ukraine instead ElementalShiva: they have snowbunnies too.
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