3.9.2003 [round midnight]

so, heh. pretty pointless little survey here that i was kinda amused by:

SEVEN DEADLY SINS SURVEY

(yeah, you see why i liked it)

WRATH

heh. i know i'm gonna be guilty of this.

1. Who did you last get angry with?

heh. my mother? not sure if it counts. i called her up today and she was nagging me about something i really didn't wanna talk about.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

just in general in fictional imaginings of violence? the swords hanging on my wall. that i've used? my fists.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

no. never.

4. How about of the same sex?

sure.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

er...liz? hahahaha. in real life, i'm not sure. i don't think i really make people seethingly angry.

6. What is your pet peeve?

christ, more than i can name. people who bitch in surreptitious i'm-not-bitching-really ways. people who mother me. arrogant people. condescension. those really f'ing cold mornings when you really don't wanna get outta bed!

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

hmm. i have no idea. online, i seem to let 'em go easily. i think in real life i hold grudges a lot longer, but then i don't hold that many grudges anyway, so.

SLOTH

another thing i'm guilty of

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

floss? hahahaha!

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

what happened to #2? and. heh. this one professor who's a friend of my dad.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

"i can't go out tonight. i'm too tired." - right before i stayed up until like 4am.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?

hahah. probably.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

define workout. heh! but well, i go running on a semiregular basis. also got this bar in one of my doorframes that i do all sortsa funky self-punishing acrobatics on.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

none. it's a sunday. but usually? heh. none. if i don't get up immediately, i turn it the fuck off and roll over.

GLUTTONY

and yet another!

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

SPIN!!!! from tully's coffee!

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

both. all! YUM!

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

er...well. heh. me and my friends invented this thing called a goo-goo juice. you take a 32oz sports bottle? you fill it halfway with applejuice, and top it off with vodka. then you imbibe it. so. yeah. hahaha. but i've probably had even more on certain horrid college nights.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

no. why?

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

nah. i'm a guy. we don't have "issues" until we're 370lbs of fat.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

ALL! MAAHHAAA!

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?

WTF? NO!

LUST

oh man, the mother lode.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies)?

uhh...

...erm...

...i don't know? 20? heh.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

it stands to reason that this number would be 20, eh?

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

yeah. heh. c'mon, sometimes you just can't help it!

4. Have you "done it"?

is this a trick question?

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

that depends on who it is. some chicks got great legs, some got great lips, some got great eyes, and some, it's all about the yayas. oh yeah, and hair. heh! eyebrows too! dear god.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

i don't think so?

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

nope. i'm lustful, but careful. hee!

AVARICE

...probably guilty of this too.

1. How many credit cards do you own?

four.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

huh? it's not a GUILTY pleasure, but it's a pleasure: FRY'S. like a fucking warehouse full of electronics.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

invest it. live semi-lavishly off the interest.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

wtf happened to #4!? and no, i wouldn't.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

yeah, a little lego ski-thingy when i was like...8. heh.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

just 80. but then i got like 8 CDs chock-full of mp3s. so like...at 150 per CD? about...ugh, can't count. 2x150 = 300. 4x300 = 1200. right, 1200.

PRIDE

...yet another mother lode.

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

what am i NOT proud of?

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

MD from UCSD, residency at UCSF? heh. STATUS! MOOOLAH! well, not moolah yet.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

hell, i dunno. never forget what it is to love and be creative?

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

yes.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

poolshooting count? heh.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

no. i don't neeeeed to, man. oy, the ego.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

fuckin! new! desk! woohoo!

ENVY

greeneyed snake!

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

um...okay. one of my friend has a fucking dell dimension 8200, LOADED. god, i need a new comp so bad. i'm so envious. gimme!

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

...huh?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

i'll just be me. only with bill gates' money.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

don't think so.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

hmm. dunno. can't think of anything. cooler eye color? hahaha.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

huh? like...character trait? i guess i kinda envy those early birds. christ, i hate getting up early.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

no. now that i'm almost done, it's been pretty stupid, man.

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

wrath, pride, lust. gluttony?